wai morfiyn shud biy liygel (translation)

I decided to write this using a phonetic alphabet designed for use with English which requires no diacritical marks but is entirely phonetic. I know, it looks like a foreign language, but it is in fact English like I said. This image is morphed from an actual bone scan that was done after I spent a day in the hospital after having been admitted for pain. Toradol didn't work, nor did IV-morphine, but intramuscular morphine killed the pain. I never had morphine before. It's way better than iboprophen.